17% of men in their mid-forties find Jean-Claude Van Damme 'an inspiration'.
33% of 48 yr old men look in the mirror in the morning and think: 'Yes.'
14% of men in their forties believe they could fight a wolf and win.
Research shows Chimpanzees also suffer a midlife crisis. Common symptoms include the desire to mate with young female chimps, and the misguided belief that they can swing from very high branches.
37% of men in their forties would like more prominent scars.
Last month, 15,000 men started to think a tighter trouser made them more attractive.
The average buttons done up on a 46 yr old's shirt has decreased by 2 since 2001.
14,500 middle-aged men took paintball seriously last year.
24,000 men in their fifties think: "if Douglas can pull Zeta Jones, then so can I."
28% of men in their forties think more about their abs than their kids.
Too many men in their forties listen to Steppenwolf whilst driving.
759 fifty-two year olds changed their name to Troy last year.
12% of men in their forties believe origami will 'help them with the ladies.'
7% of men in their forties are trying to master the nun-chucks.
